June 2012
angrypteris:
pussyslayerrr:
the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn
honey, you missed auburn big time
SORRY BUT THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD AND I LAUGH EVERY TIME AND I FUCKING LMFAOBUHFOIJLKMREGFDIOLKMRGF
someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: You don't get raped.
4 tags
ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
*door creaks*
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
WHEN MY PHONE DIES AND I’M NOT AT HOME.
sodamnrelatable:
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me every night: ok tomorrow i'll never eat again
Tumblr: Don't cha wish your users were hot like mine.
Tumblr: Don't cha wish your users were always online.
Tumblr: DON'T CHA
Facebook: Stop. This isn't funny anymore.
Tumblr: DON'T CHA
Anonymous asked: YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA
Mumbling the bits of the songs you don't know. ...
sodamnrelatable:
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When people interrupt me while I'm reading →
wowfunniestposts:
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
this blog is hilarious
teacher: do you understand now?
me: yeah, totally
teacher: walks away
me: the fuck did she just say
me: let me take a quick picture of myself i bet i look cute
300 attempts later
me:
What sport drink does One Direction drink?...
tomlinson-sex:
pregnat4:
it looks like a normal teenage blogger
but when you look a little closer
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due by friday
vas-happenin-larry:
69daysofstylinson:
an elevator that plays “i’ll lift you up, i’ll never stop, you know i’ll take you to another floor”
Bruno Mars: I wanna be a Billionaire so freakin' bad
Girl: Cool, I wanna buy some new clothes
Bruno Mars: You don't need them, Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are
Girl: Awww, I love you
Bruno Mars: Me too baby, I think I wanna marry you
Girl: Show me that you really love me, do something crazy
Bruno Mars: I'd catch a grenade for ya
Girl: Really? I'm marrying you
*Girl gets hit by grenade and dies*
Bruno Mars: Sorry but today I don't feel like doing anything
When your mom is preparing your favorite meal →
the-absolute-best-posts:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
May 2012
saddeer:
you guys kiss more ass than toilet seats
When Someone Pushes You In The Big Dance Circle
sodamnrelatable:
Expectation:
Reality:
LMFAO I just died
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